Babydaddy has this funny, little M&M dispenser. You put the candy in the top, push down Peanut M&M's leg, and M&M's come rolling out into a bucket. Strangely enough, it is one of his most priced possessions. I guess there's still a bachelor inside every happily married man.
Even though it was empty, Ladybug was playing with it the other day, and B.daddy reached down to show her how it worked. She snatched it back and said, "No, it's my toy."
Oh, honey. You just picked a fight you can't win. Or so we thought. It went a little bit like this:
"Ladybug, this is Daddy's toy. Say, 'Can I play with your toy, Daddy?'"
"It's my toy."
"No, it's mine. I'm not giving it to you until you say, 'Can I play with your toy.'"
"Can I play with my toy?"
"No, say, 'It's yours,' and I'll give it back."
"It's mine."
"No, say, 'It's yours.'"
"It's mine."
"Say, 'Can I play with your toy.'"
"Can I play with my toy?"
Okay, maybe--just maybe she has her pronouns mixed up. She is only two, after all. So Daddy tries to level with her.
"Ladybug, if you want to play with this toy, you have to say, 'It's Daddy's toy.'"
"I can't, Daddy."
....
Well, pronouns are obviously not the problem.
....
So, the above went on for literally five minutes. And Ladybug did. not. budge. She didn't crack a guilty smile, no frustrated anger. Just dead pan What-I-Say-Goes. That girl has an iron will. But you'd never know it, because she's so charming. I told you; we've got our hands full with her.
Finally, Daddy had a bright idea. Real candy! Candy is the answer to all behavioral issues.
Pee in the potty? Candy.
Do your lessons? Candy.
Get in the van? Candy.
Shut your trap? Candy.
So, Daddy filled the toy with candy, and pressed the leg down. Magic! Ladybug immediately reached out for it, but Daddy was ready.
"No, babe. If you want this you have to say it's my toy."
"It's my toy."
"Ladybug. I will give you this piece of candy if you say, 'It's Daddy's toy.'"
Pause.
"It's Daddy's toy."
Victory!!
Can we count that one as a victory?

